/jp/ - NEET & Hikikomori/General

more like the shittiest

EVEN worse than SA and UFO characters

Seconding shittiest.
Sorry, friend. You've got your opinions, and I've got mine.

>>4559052
>>4559070
your rage make the trolls happy.

guns > magic

>>4559052
>>4559070

>>4559088
>lol u mad cause u disagree

Yar

>>4559106

>guns in space

my touhou can beat up your touhou

>>4559128
my toho fukced you're mother

>>4559149
Your Touhou fucked >>4559128 's mother and then Remilia was born...
Who is your touhou?

>>4559128

>touhoes

It's either "toehoes" or "touhous". Don't mix the two up.

>>4559173
my touhou can put up a good fight against cheat codes

They're only strong because they have good technology and actually trained.

Even then, they probably still can't beat a single oni.

Why is Reisen 2 so fucking fast and why did ZUN never mention this again after that one scene?

>>4559173
ojousama ;_;

herp derp power levels thread

For some reason Yorihime cant walk 3 meters without getting raped.

Thank you ZUN for creating a character that nobody will ever like!

>>4559430

She's clearly asking for it.

>>4559433
Reimu?

>>4559430
by rabbits?

>>4559444
No you fool thats mai waifu!
I mean this bitch.

>>4559454
Guys, fat guys, hug guys, not so huge guys

>>4559444

I like Reimu.

I think you'll appreciate this, anon

>>4559458
The ability to summon over 309000 gods is cheating.

Yorihime is my Waifu.

While she stays in the kitchen I will get comforted by random goddesses.

>>4559479
If she's from the moon why are all the gods she summons JAPANESE. huh? answer me that

>>4559511
Because the Lunar Capital is founded by people from ancient Japan?

>>4559511
There's a reason it's called moonspeak.

>>4559511

Zun doesn't believe in the rest of the world. Like any good Japanese person.

What, exactly, is there to hate about Yorihime? She seems nice enough. It's Toyohime and her impurity bullshit that annoy me.

>>4559511
Ability to absorb knowledge.
There are like 45342543266327627 japanese gods and like 3 moon gods?

>>4559527

>Ability to absorb knowledge.

That's nice. She can learn.

>Ability to absorb knowledge

I like where my mind is going.

>>4559559
rape time

>>4559559
GATTAI

>>4559559
Your mind is strange.

>>4559046
Those are really poorly drawn wepons.

>>4559624

>guns in space
>rabbit people
>moonbitch

...and the only thing that bothered you was the poorly drawn rifles? I do agree they are terribly drawn, though.

>>moonbitch
That's racist

>>4559717
Not racist if it is true, peaches.

Any touhou that likes peaches is an okay touhou in my book.

Come to think of it, Yorihime didn't even throw a single bullet of her own in Silent Derper in Derp.

>>4559717
Moonbitches spew racist shit about Earth half the time they get speaking lines.

>>4559759
Toyohime can stay, but her sister needs to go.

>>4559765
She's got more important things to do than learn how to play-fight.

>>4559808

Guilty by association. DIE THE DEATH.

>>4559808
Agreed. Toyohime is okay, Yorihime is a moonbitch.

fuck.. haven't found reisen/toyohime yurishit

I think moonbitch is pretty cool guy. eh fucks pet rabbit and doesnt afraid of anything.

The moon rabbits like Yorihime, and the moon rabbits were the best part of SSiB. She can't be a bitch.

>>4559842
Moon rabbits are about as intelligent as regular rabbits. Their opinions do not count.

What is it with /jp/ and moonbitch threads lately?

>>4559867
... And? That's decently smart. Reisen alone proves this.

>>4559883
Maybe we'll get three fairy threads tomorrow.

>>4559883
We hate them so much they have become a sort of sick fascination.

>>4559883

Someone just read SSiB for the first time.

>>4559889
Reisen is also a moon rabbit.

>>4559902

But she's only good for her sex appeal so yeah.

>>4559895
Speaking of which, OSP chapter 8 scans, where?

>>4559901
Multiple people apparently, since I just did but haven't made any threads.

>>4559896
Speak for yourself. I genuinely like them. In a series about little girls who drink tea and fly around they fit right now.

>>4559929
>a series about little girls who drink tea and fly around

Here's your problem.

Or, to be more precise, here's the haters' problem.

>>4559929

You're a terrible liar, Anonymous.

>>4559920
I haven't made any threads but I usually make a post or two in support of them kinda like this one right now.

I want to play a game where Tewi and her rabbits fend off an invasion of moon rabbits by themselves, based on X-Com.

>>4559981
I want to play a game where you play as the moonbitches and slaughter infidel invaders from gensokyo.

>>4559981
>>4559990
What's stopping you from writing them yourself?

>>4559996
No artistic talent?

I am actually glad I read SSiB, because it convinced me that ZUN should stick to writing as little story as possible in his Touhou franchise, and just let the fans wank over their own interpretations.

Because goddamn, that manga was terribad.

>>4559981
Tewi doesn't really care about the moonbunnies, since they drop by so often that they've practically become secondary residents.

>>4560012
It wasn't THAT bad. I enjoyed everything except the fights.

>>4560010
If artistic talent was a problem, we wouldn't have Touhou in the first place.

>>4560026
Fair enough, the character interactions were fine since it's herp derp canon.

>>4560012
I respect your opinion, even though I disagree with it.

>>4560026
Agreed. Pool end left me with a nice feeling inside.

>>4560031

Well, there is the music. Besides, it's the concept, rather than the games themselves, that attracts people.

>>4560049
Speak for yourself. I likes me soem stg. The girls in frilly dresses are a bonus.

>>4560017
Quit destroying my dreams with your canon!

>>4560049
I was attracted because of the gay stuff, then started with the games and enjoyed them, I feel dirty...

>>4560049
Well, true. The point is: The fact that one's bad at something (eg. ZUN with drawing) is not a valid reason to not do it (eg. drawing character portraits for your game).

>>4560049
Damn people are attracted by some pretty shitty concepts. See: Touhou, Naruto

>>4560080

Who cares about canon and/or fanon? The Gensokyo in your heart is the only relevant one. Have a blast with it, Anonymous.

If you like Touhou but not SSiB you're shit tier and need to level up.

>>4560131
Enjoy your secondary faggotry, newfriend.

>>4560092
Valid reason? No. But I wouldn't be a NEET if I wasn't incredibly lazy.

>>4560139
Someone just realized I'm right and got mad.

>>4560131
More like, if you don't like Cage in Lunatic Runagate. SSiB is mid-tier.

>>4560139
I'm sure he will, since it's undoubtedly very enjoyable.

>>4560158
They aren't exclusive. CiLR is good too tho

>>4560158
Unfortunately, CiLR's translation is lacking and my Japanese is shit-tier. ;_;

>>4560164
>>4560139
Samefag, only one person could enjoy that mary sue wank shit that was SSiB.

It was fine as a tea party mango.

Needs more fairies manga.

>>4560196
Another shit tier fan who takes Touhou too seriously.

>>4560196
>mary sue

I take it that is all the moonbitches pictures in existence. They don't appear to be very popular with artists.

>>4560221
Another shit tier fan who wants as many mediocre spin-offs as Fate/Stay Night has.

I think was can all agree that SSiB wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for that unbelievably shitty ending.

>>4560296
What was wrong with the ending? Pissed that Yukari won?

>>4560296

>Tea ending
>Shitty

>>4560228
Beating 5 of the most popular Touhous with one arm tied behind your back tends to ruin your popularity.

>>4560296
Definitely. Come on, ZUN. I know you like party endings, but we were hoping for something a bit more exciting than DELICIOUS SAKE theft.

>>4560317
More like the fact that her victory was silly.

>>4560296
I think we can all agree that SSiB wouldn't have been so good if it wasn't for that unbelievably awesome ending.

>>4560249
I don't think you're using the word "spin-off" correctly.

>>4560296
I didn't mind the ending, actually.

It was light-hearted and didn't really resolve anything, exactly like all Touhou endings.

The "fighting" was fucking stupid, though. They should have just ignored the moonbitches completely.

>>4560326
Nothing we hoped for could ever be half as brilliant as what ZUN conceived.

>create double-decoy, ridiculously complicated, months-long plan in order to steal a bottle of booze
Yukari is better than Aizen.

>>4560373
She did it to get back at Eirin didn't she? Why didn't she just go challenge her to a duel or something?

IMO, fighting isn't fighting unless it requires explanatory diagrams and supporting character commentary to follow.

>>4560420
And you can't make Marisa fucking useless.

SSiB didn't have Kanako possessing Reimu. That would have saved it.

>>4560437
That might actually be interesting.

I like bunnies and peaches i belong to the moon

Toyohime and Yorihirme confirmed for Double Spoiler
You heard it here first.

>>4560777
Yes please.
And I actually heard it several days ago.
When I suggested it.

reisen ll es mi esposa

>>4560777
How Aya get to moon. It's not Gensokyo.

>>4560995
Elfish magic

>>4560995
She flew.

>>4560978
gtfo spic

>>4560012
Aki Eda

Hieda no Akyu

eda Aky

Aky eda

-The source of the terribad.

>>4560777
Dear lord, I hope not.

>>4561157
Yeah, they'd be way too hard

>>4561121
But that is just the artist though, ZUN is the one who came up with the story and all the characters for SSiB. Hell in many of the other canon works, like the fairies and the Inaba manga, the events of SSiB are almost constantly brought up.

>>4561204
Neither of them can fly and they don't seem to like danmaku. Wouldn't be hard for Aya at all.

>>4561292
They'd just kill her like the peices of shit they are.
The "no danmaku" comment raises the point that there won't be anything for Aya to take pictures of, though.

>>4559173
remilia was cute in this one

>>4561344
Remilia was cute in the entire thing.

I really hate Aki Eda's Marisa though. She's much better in three fairies.

>>4561292
>>4561331
It's been, like, 3 years since the moon business. Maybe they've been thinking about it since then and learned some danmaku. It would be nice if they actually came to Gensokyo sometimes just to hang around like in Inaba but I doubt that's at all canon.

>>4561441
Why wouldn't it be canon? Although talking about canon in touhou is pretty dicey, since you should just have whatever you like happen.

I wonder how would it be if Seihou and Thunder Force were relinquished to ZUN.

defunct companies, etc...

>>4561614

>thunder force

We'd get indecipherable audio messages in the intro.

Make me a sandwich, logger. Good luck.

>>4561674
So, "Girls are trying their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready" audio?