I heard that if you hold in your crap for a week straight and shit hard enough /jp/ will come out.
>THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO PISS IN THE TOILET ARE ELEMENTARY KIDS RIGHT
>>4143360Adult society expects you to use a urinal.
>>4143360Welcome to /jp/, now get the fuck out.
wat abuot girls op GILRS???!?
>>4143377Like hell I'm installing a urinal in my house.
>>4143389>Welcome to /jp/, now get the shit out.Fixed.
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>>4143402Just do what I do and urinate out the back door so there's no chance of missing the bowl and having to clean. It also kills weeds and saves on water costs from flushing.
>>4143402Just piss in the sink, it's good for removing toothpaste scum
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>>4143420Good to know I'm no the only one who does this.I mean, it all goes to the same place and it's not like I'm eating out of my sink. In fact, my sink is probably dirtier than my toilet bowl.
I used to have really bad constipation. Could go weeks, sometimes two without taking a shit. Two years later, it stopped almost out of the blue. I've been able to shit normally ever since. Coincidentially, /jp/ was created two years ago.
I actually piss in my trash can.
It's true that for tallfags the sink is right about at the perfect height compared with the toilet.
>>4143522Why the hell are toilets so far down anyways?
>>4143360You new here bro? We all piss and shit on the floor.
Yeah, I prefer the sink over the toilet too. It's in the right height and I can check my face in the mirror or do other stuff while pissing.
>>4143525Women.
Why would you fucking piss in the sink. Just piss on your floor, why walk all the way out to your bathroom and piss on a god damn sink.
SHIT IN THE SHOWERSTOMP IT DOWN THE DRAIN
>>4143568The kitchen sink would work but then my dick would get slopwater on it thanks to the height and the facade around it