Would you stop pissing on the floor and use the toilet like a normalfag for the rest of your life, for a million dollars?
Can I still piss sitting down?
This is the stupidest fucking question. Of course not.
No, I would never sell out like that.I still have my pride.
Fuck no, what do I look like, a savage?
What's a toilet?
I don't see why not, that would enable a complete NEET lifestyle for a long time. And who says my toilet can't have a computer table in front of it?
If you count your mothers mouth as a toilet I already do it.
I'd do it for a Klondike bar.
Why are those girls making fun of me for using the toilet? ;_;
Would you shit on the floor for a Klondike bar?
>>3357299I have been doing it for free for years.
>>3357299Do I have to clean it up after?
I could be convinced to use diapers for the rest of my life. But a toilet? No way.