/jp/ - NEET & Hikikomori/General

>It's not very fun seeing your favorite characters being horribly violated.
Just your opinion, man.

POOSHLMERFAG DETECTED!

>>2572700

This.

> It's not very fun seeing your favorite characters being horribly violated.

I don't follow.

>>2572712

Horribly violated with grotesque proportions I guess.

It's lots of fun for me

>>2572700
>>2572712
I do not think it's fun at all. In fact, it fucking breaks my heart every time I see Shikieiki or Kanako fucking a mere human.

>>2572718

god-forsaken tittymonster old hags FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

uuuuck yeah.

>>2572693
What isn't closely attached to porn in /jp/?

>>2572730

What about asthmatic bookworms?

I can't even count how many would-be hot, fappable pictures I've seen that got ruined because it was a Touhou character.

>>2572730

You're supposed to play pretend. That mere human is you.

>>2572693
Nothing wrong with Touhous getting it on.

Porn doesn't always equate horribly violated.

Sure, that's most of it, but sometimes there is some tender loving.


Truth is though, I just love seeing women covered in sperm.

>>2572735
No good either.

Also, I don't believe that Gensokyo youkai have sexual needs unless it's explicitly part of there nature, like some sort of succubus youkai. Or something.

>>2572739
Even then, it's not right.

What the fuck, Kanako's a goddess, with the ability to create sky and rust the swords of the armies her enemies may bring to her doorstep. Falling victim to her own libido seems terribly fucking weak for someone of her power. If Kanako were to ask me for sex, I would punch her and ask her what the fuck has gotten into her head.

inb4meilingporn

>Also, I don't believe that Gensokyo youkai have sexual needs

Youkai eat humans and have sex for pleasure, enjoy your pornography and violence.

>>2572754

And then she would smite you into dust. When if you'd just accepted, you could have become her paramour. Where's the percentage in that?

I don't mind the porn as long as it doesn't involve faceless men.

>>2572759
>>2572764
>>2572754
>>2572747

Touhous aren't real.

>>2572774

"Boohoohoo, touhous don't have sex!"

What on Earth would they do between danmaku duels and tea parties? Pray and sweep?

I want to make my own doujinshi. It terrifies me that I might fall into the trap where I'll eventually solely draw idiotic, baseless h-doujinshi with the Touhous having a personality that I don't agree with at all in my heart.

>>2572779
>What on Earth would they do between danmaku duels and tea parties? Pray and sweep?
Uh, yeah?

>>2572766

It generally does.

>>2572787

That's pretty unrealistic and naive, even for a wacky Fantasy Village.

i like the pictures with the touhou boobies because then i can fap and see if they can dodge my danmaku
generally i win

>>2572764
She looks like a middle-aged woman, so I can see why he refused.

>>2572766
>>2572788

People actually pay attention to them and not the turgid, censored cocks plunging into various holes?

>>2572795
I feel that we are at odd ends, and that we can not get along very well when it comes to this topic.

>>2572795

>unrealistic and naive
>東方

>>2572800

Very true.

But, unless you're an Immortal, your lifespan could literally be measured in nanoseconds after punching a major Goddess.

I feel the same way but I don't mind if touhous violate each other as long as its aesthetically pleasing (no rinnosuke thanks). I can say though that most of my Touhou folder is fairly worksafe.

>>2572811
>>2572809

Whatever, there's still plenty Touhou erotica for all, and that's all that matters, right?

It's quite clear that you're simply imposing your idealistic society upon Gensokyo, where all the women are pure virgins, with no sexual needs, finding the most pleasure in simply existing for her husbando or her friends.

>>2572779
Actually, youkai getting bored is a common theme in ZUN's works, and it usually results in them doing some silly, but completely asexual things. Or just going to sleep.

>>2572693
They look like they're enjoying it. Well, most of the time at least.

>>2572830

Do you expect anything else from the franchise and its fans? Do you?

Oh hey, you must be the faggot that got banned from Poolshmer because the the fandom wasn't going the way you wanted it to.

>>2572830
>Touhou
>husbando

Wat?

>>2572830

Why not?

If Anonymous truly, honestly thinks that little Reimu does nothing outside of tea parties and danmaku, save for sweeping leaves and fasting, let him.

We who enjoy a more...colourful Gensokyo can occupy our time with other enjoyable things.

Such as taking in Kanako's Mountains of Faith.

>>2572818
Same here.

>>2572846
I believe that males exist in the human village, and that there are plenty of male youkai as well.

>>2572740

>Nothing wrong with Touhous getting it on

with each other.

Its ok with me as long as one of the 5 manly fuckers are doing the fucking.

>>2572854

There are males in the Human Village, but no male Youkai. ZUN said it, don't bother him about it.

However, there are female youkai with dicks. Which is a net plus, in my opinion.

>>2572818
Sorry man, sharing tea is about as wildly sexual as my idea of Gensokyo gets when it comes to the characters introduced.

Touhou is popular. Sex sells.
Touhou sex is popular and sells.
Cry less. Jerk off more. Wank to your favorite pairings. Wank to your faceless gangrape. The fandom is so huge because it is fill in your own fantasy. Tea parties or sex parties. Or both simultaneously.

>>2572869
I like Marisa and Alice as a pairing, but certainly not in the sexual sense.

>Jerk off more.
I do jerk off, just not to Touhou.

>>2572854
No, the question is, why would anyone want that.

>>2572818no rinnosuke thanks

FAGGOT

Touhou wouldn't be Touhou if it didn't have the wild sex orgies at the SDM.

>>2572873
Because children need to be made within the human village if they expect to sustain themselves properly?

>>2572869
>>2572869

>Tea parties or sex parties. Or both simultaneously.

Fuck yes, tea sex parties.

Happiness is not good enough for me! I DEMAND EUPHORIA!

>>2572877

SDM is almost too kinky for my tastes.

>>2572877
I like to think of the SDM as trying to be mysterious and all to fit in with the whole theme that they have going on, but their antics makes them relatively conspicuous and obnoxious, such as having a fucking red western mansion and blowing up shooting stars or whatever it was.

More like drugged tea and then rape.

>>2572855
I'd show her my mountain of faith if you catch my drift.

>>2572879
Children can be made by the unnamed village women, and youkai are born asexually. Keep our Touhous out of it.

>>2572804
Faceless men=random people. It makes my favorite touhous look like sluts who fuck with any guy they happen to meet. That's why I don't like it.

>>2572693
Why does China have a 5 o'clock shadow?

>>2572875
Go on

>>2572895
>Children can be made by the unnamed village women
Uh, yeah, that's what I was suggesting, and I don't think that male youkai engage in sexual activities unless it's something like the OP said. I don't see it in Reimu, Marisa, or Sakuya's personality to consider setting down and having a family, much less having wild, ravenous sex.

>>2572892

>More like drugged tea and then rape.

And after a little while people stopped coming to Alice's tea parties, or found things to occupy themselves with on those days.

I actually find it easier to fap to characters I know well, which is why I don't fap much to Touhou because my only exposure to the characters comes from the games and porn.

>>2572907
all the male youkai are too busy beating the living daylights out of eachother to care about silly little danmaku games

I didn't read this whole thing, but I'm not sure how the fuck the connection of OP = Pooshlmer got formed. Is it something I'm missing that recently happened?

>>2572903
Not if it's rape.

Which it usually is.

>>2572918
Not for me.

>>2572693
>It's not very fun seeing your favorite characters being horribly violated.
Yes it is.

>>2572795
>sex parties are more realistic than living in common drudgery
>realism is relevant to Touhou
>h-doujins are more canon than non-h

There are so many lol-worthy ways this could be taken.

>>2572926
We're talking about powerful magical beings who would easily tear everyone within a five mile radius apart to pieces if they wanted to. Or would at least try if the act of sex inconvenienced them in any way. Somehow they never do.

>>2572938

Don't over-think it.

Just enjoy the ride, instead of speculating about how things work.

Also, I'm about to go and roll a fat blunt, someone else can post Touhous being slutty while I do this.

Hey, hey.

Can't we all just get along? All two of you can have your lone virginistic topic or whatever, just don't get on our case for fapping to Touhous.

>>2572944
Are you really having trouble accepting that Touhou rape doujins exist? And that they contain rape?

This has been true of every game series containing powerful female characters. There is simply no end to the excuses the writers can come up with for why the character is overpowered. And in the end, it doesn't matter. What matters is that there is rape.

>>2572903
Seconded.
>>2572926
But rape is wrong.

>>2572947
>over-think

No, I'm saying you're an idiot.

>>2572944
The little girl always loses when rape is involved.
Saya is a good example, she is tentacles monster that can kill everything in sight yet she got raped.

You can't stop their hate sex.

>>2572959
>But rape is wrong.
So is murder. So?

I'm just saying that I personally don't enjoy reading doujins like that.

>>2572955
>>2572955
>Are you really having trouble accepting that Touhou rape doujins exist? And that they contain rape?

Nice strawman there. I'm just pointing out they don't make any sense.

>There is simply no end to the excuses the writers can come up with for why the character is overpowered.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

No. They never come up with any excuses. They just draw all the same sex scenes over and over with no explanation whatsoever. Othen than "it's sex, you're supposed to fap", of course.

>>2572966
I'm just saying that I personally don't enjoy reading doujins like that.

>>2573006

>they don't make any sense
>東方

P.S. Don't delete your post this time. I dislike having to wade through my image folders for naught.

Rape is romantic.

>>2573013
Well, yeah, I like my porn to be consistent and in character. Bite me.

If someone doesn't, he can go write/fap to original doujins with original nameless characters. Hands off my Touhous.

You know she wants it.

I can't fap to touhou.

i just....can't.

>>2573050
I know you want to.

>>2573025
I will remember that, Remi. You're talking about straight rape, right?

>>2573062

What a waste of good chocolate

>>2572730
I think I've said this before, but lesbian or solo stuff is the way to go.

>>2573056
It's not romantic in real life.

>>2573074
That's good. For a moment I was afraid that you had become a slut.

>>2573097

Men can't be sluts

>>2573097
If someone tried to rape me, they'll find their head cut off.

>>2573104
That's the spirit.

>>2573104
You are so cute I wanna take you home.

>>2573120
Are you sure about that?

>Why is Touhou so closely attached to porn

No it's not. Almost everything other than Touhou has something like 90% porn fanart, when touhou has only about 50%.

>>2573125

>90%
>50%

This smells like ass. I am not going to ask you where you pulled it from.

Porn is great.

Guro bothers me though. I don't want to see my touhoes sawn into bits and such.

>>2573122
Don't you want someone to love you?

>>2572693

>It's not very fun seeing your favorite characters being horribly violated.

Lot of /u/ fags in /jp/ crossing back and forth.

Violating slowly is preferred here.

>>2573128
Compare amount of safebooru and danbooru touhou pics.

>>2573125
>touhou has only about 50%

A lot, lot less.

東方 305657

東方 R-18 12913

4.2%

>>2573211

Okay, now try something else.

I fap to touhou and I'm okay with that.

>>2573272
I don't get it. why does milk come out of her nipples? wouldn't she spray fire instead of milk?

>>2573272
>>2573354
That's Keine.

Sex isn't a dirty, bad thing anonymous. Really, it isn't.

That out of the way; faceless men rape doujins make no sense, that I can agree with. Personally I tend to prefer touhou on touhou doujins, rape or no.
The whole "Noo mai waifu had sex in a doujin, she is ruined" bit always makes me laugh though.

Touhou porn is wrong.

When you are fapping, you should be looking at yourself with a mirror, not at erotic touhou pics.

I like fapping to Touhous, but I'd view it in a much more positive light if it didn't make it entirely impossible to talk about Sanae, Komachi, or pretty much half the cast without bringing it up.

>>2573375
>Sex isn't a dirty, bad thing anonymous. Really, it isn't.
It is 99% of the way it's shown in doujinshi though.