/jp/ - NEET & Hikikomori/General

YOU'RE TOO SOFT YOUMU

She's so "badass" that she doesn't mind if you come inside.

I don't think holding a sword in your mouth is feasible.

I wish mods would put the sticky back so I can do it without having to open YouTube on another tab.

Fuck you, OP

I'm never not listening to it

>>5824358
U MAD?

>>5824254

You have serious issues

>>5824254
No-, I mean, YES!

/jp/ new name: /sr/ for syria.

>>5824254
I saw it too.
You're not the only one with serious issues.

>White Ren#chilly

Animu girls eat them and I want to be moe like them.

tasteless chocolate wrapped around cardboard. no idea.

Because I rape tenderly, unlike those brutes.

Is that thing raping her Pee hole?

...Niiiiicccccceee

so MOE

Lick her eyebrows.

Hot Dog Chuck Yukari.jpg

are those the undead guys from Shin Angyo Onshi?

>>5824206
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Large breasts and Purple hair

Why are Sion and Beta fighting?

In the last episode she'll expose her tits.

>>5824357
their all bullies you know

>>5824193
Copypasta or not, I'm jealous

My little brother is 15. I'm 17. We both live in NYC and we are African-American. I'm not gay, and he isn't either. I was masturbating and the sensation was good. Well, he walked in on me, and he joined me. He didn't say anything, but he masturbated with me. After a while he turned over to me and ejaculated in my face.

If I stimulate my prostate through my anus will this result in an orgasm? (age 14)

It's possible. Distention of your rectum, bleeding, and excruciating pain are more likely results.

Luna > *

I masturbate all the time and after I ejaculate I put it in my mouth and swallow it. Is that a bad thing? (age 15)

No. Eating your own semen is OK, but putting someone else's in your mouth is unsafe sex.

<-- /b/

Pre-Cum,yes and it tasted like Skin with slightly more salt

Actual cum,no

I do not ever want to eat my own Children by the millions.

I'm not gay, so I haven't tasted my own cum.

But I hear if you eat pineapples, your cum will taste like pineapples! Tubular, huh?!

>>5824096
Eating your own cum isn't gay. You're just a closet homosexual, so you think it's gay.

>>5824286
Because Jesus was a very hardworking dwarf. Why do you think he is always depicted with a beard?

>>5824285
Because people are fucking morons.

>When a jew kills someone, religion is not mentioned.
Someone doesn't seem to be all that knowledgable.

Fucking bullshit islam propaganda.

>>5824297
Urist McChrist...

>>5824042
They're both sluts

>>5824042
They both have dat ass

>>5824060

I don't understand this picture

I like big girls. Even if she is a slut.

QUALITY THREAD.

I like Ishikei. Even is it's rape.

>>5823897
Nice pussy.

I like threads. Even if they are full of QUALITY.

>>5823910
You'll fit right in.

Whatever happened to that one guy who would post entries of Sakuya's diary where she would talk about trying to find a new gate guard? Last I remember I think she hired Komachi and things weren't working out so well.

>>5823910
I don't know why, but I just got reminded of this movie after seeing this.

>>5823957

>IPA
Oh god, I would never inflict one of those on myself. Bogwater indeed- Stay away from light colored beers that are cloudy.

I'm talking a crisp, clear lager type of beer. Stella Artois, Grolsch, Pilsner Urquell, Foster's Lager, Sapporo, those sorts of beers that have a good flavor to them but are very light.

>Chimay
If you're up for it, try a "Duvel" and prepare to get knocked on your ass much more quickly than usual. 8.5% ABV is win, also it tastes damned good.

Arcueid is the Ultimate Life-Form. Gilgamesh is too stupid and arrogant, Arcueid's superhuman intellect and ability to learn new things is far superior.

>>5824026
It never says that arc is smart. I mean sure I bet she's taken alot in but she's no omnipresent god.

>>5824016
I've had Duvel. Leffe is a good one if you like those old monestary brews.

>>5824041
>It never says that arc is smart

Uh, were do you think Arcueid gets her knowledge from? It's because of her perceptive ability, she can accumulate more knowledge in a matter of hours than a human can gain in years. She is called the Perfect Life-Form for a reason, Nrvnqsr and Zephia as Sion always carefully listen to her words and hold her in high regards because they know how smart she is. Seriously, her IQ should be at least 350.

So, is this a roleplay thread or an autism thread?